Since we know that Trump does not take calls from random strangers; I can only picture members of the senior staff having their family members take turns calling in and putting on Amos & Andy ‘black’ voices and gushing with their lurv for el presceidento.

The bun should be just big enough to keep the burger from dripping onto your shirt.  No bigger, no smaller.

The bun should be just big enough to keep the burger from dripping onto your shirt.  No bigger, no smaller.

There is no way out of this mess without accepting the destruction of ones own political career; which none of the current leadership in any of the parties seems to have.  So no one worth having the job wants it until this shitstorm has blown past.

Of course all this is just a distraction from the true issue; why are so many people not getting bacon on their Hawaiian pizza?  This is just wrong, people are getting cheated.  As we have learned from the glorious Cuban sandwich; pig-meat is always best when represented in multiple versions together.  Hawaiian pizza…

In the seasonal words of coxswains everywhere:  “Stroke!  Stroke!  Stroke!”

Yet another one of those lefties who are all up with “Believe Victims!” right up until one of their buddies is accused.  Bless her heart and all; at least it doesn’t seem to effect her rulings.

Ah, RBG; I love you like a favorite auntie and your are the guiding star for Judiciary Enlightenment; but you have horrible taste in besties.  Keep in mind; as many will point out; that her previous favorite pal was Ant-won Scaly-ya-no.  A man who only in death seeded the title of ‘Americas most hateful Official” to…

Well, it’s not like anyone qualified would accept an appointment to this particular cabinet.

Had to happen.  Boy screwed up big time.  Worst case of “Scalzi’s Law” I’ve ever seen.

There should be at least one or two interesting lawsuits about derivative rights from joyless (and dying) music companies.

Well, they did find an excellent use for their ‘milkshakes’ in England finally.

Jail is the correct response to this growing threat to sanity.  Second offenses should be punished by some form of lifetime Internet access ban.

Enjoy the feeling while you can; it’s false.  “Drop in the bucket” doesn’t even come close.

Thank you for this; now I have to hope someone will primary my congresswoman.  

You’re doing it wrong.  Your fingers should never touch a drive-thru sandwich.  That’s what the wrapper is for; gradually unwrap as you eat.  Keeps fingers clean and (usually) shirts un-stained.

Don’t forget to wear yellow; because we all know that due to a necessary flaw; alien tech does not effect the color yellow.

“By the power of GaySkrull!  Wait a second; .... LINE!”

Ribs are, indeed, delicious.  Guilty as charged. Fry him.

I’m sorry if this means I’m a bad person; but I’m happier for the blood pressure fits this will cause among the idiot class than I am about the actual casting.  I haven’t seen, nor wanted to see a Bond film since Casino Royal (the newest one).