Lots of vacant housing due to urban flight; slumlords & AirB&B can handle the overload.

Snobs.  Just ask for pasta Bolognese and if they insist you specify; say ‘whatever the chef recommends’.  Making such a fuss over nomenclature is boorish.

runny yolks are just gross.  The only proper ways to server eggs are 1) Scrambled; or 2) over hard.  Hard boiled is tolerable; but only if you chuck the yolk entirely.

Never underestimate the power of a red-head.

My company insurance is pushing a free on-line blood-sugar monitor with ‘helpful’ suggestions from ‘health-care professionals’ to the point where I was offered a $50 gift card to sign up.  If I wasn’t a cynical SOB; who was convinced that one day they would use this information to refuse me coverage for something down…

“Mayo”

$0.19 a can Spaggettio’s (with franks for the protein) from the local discount store (Ramen hadn’t reached the white-trash neighborhood I lived in then).  Little Ceaser’s 2 for 1 pizza’s back in the paper wrapper days.  “Free” Subway foot longs with stamps bought in bulk on Ebay.  Many, many cans of beef stew.

Sooooo happy that they haven’t shown Jynx yet.  You know it’s going to be ultimate nightmare fuel like no other.

Salsa baby.

Salsa baby.

Pfft. They should have done “The Creeper” instead.

Strange; I don’t remember writing this article. I’ve checked and I certainly haven’t been paid for this article. And yet, it is as if it has been pulled straight from my soul.

Quite vexed that Unfettered III isn’t available for pre-order yet in audio.

Or you can stop at your local grocery SuperStore and get a generic store-brand pizza for $4.  One that looks and tastes much the same as that $5 LC special.  

No, EHarmony; except less creepy.

came for this; not disappointed.  #OLDFARTSUNITE!

Food and hair; not a good combination.  Ever.  #Ewwwww.

The traditional term for one who meets these qualifications is “Uppity”.

Salad; pickles; onions; pepperoni; steak (godz; what a boring kid I was; food-wise).

If he really wanted to prove his innocence the X-tian church he claims to follow has established a series of tests via which he can clearly prove he is not a witch.  Bring on the dunking chair!

Artcrawl!