So, poor Joe Biden; going blind even at his age is hard to deal with.

What about the best love story of them all?  “Big Trouble in Little China”.  The Hero; the kidnapped bride-to-be; the wizard; the wise woman; the comedic side-kick; the rescue!

The only thing needed to make such pizza perfectly acceptable is bacon.  Pineapple; ham; and bacon on a red pizza is wonderful.

Israel is a country; not a religion.  Criticizing a political entity is not prejudice; despite what political lobby groups might tell you.

Ideal outcome:  Bezos goes to jail for taking unspeakable revenge upon all involved.

Well, I’m buying it anyway of course, so I’ll be able to stream it on Vudu; but if I wasn’t I’d still get it from Redbox before I’d pay for Disney.

I love how people talk about biking, hiking and running for these.  The VAST majority of theses bars are eaten sitting at a desk or on a couch.

Need some SotU version of the Puppy Bowl.

You gotta understand; those nice white people bought and paid for those kids fair and square.  Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass ICE’s return policy is like?  These people have social obligations!

If the show’s final episode isn’t a last stand in a shopping mall; then the whole thing was a waste of time and effort.

“Willful ignorance” in action.

Ok, so prior to 2019 I’ve never seen the name Marie Kondo anwhere. I’d look her up to find out why everyone is hoping onto this cult; but I just don’t care.

Yurtle wants to go back to the days of his youth when only White, male property owners were allowed to vote.

As an IT worker in a fortune 500 manufacturing company; the occasional bagel or danish leftover from an executive meeting is about the best you can hope for (and there is a mad dash for those).  So, sadly, not a problem.

Trenco.  Everyone knows that.

This is what you-tube clips are for.

State of emergency - Emergency elections in 3 weeks; all federal offices; house; senate; and president.

This and Zoom both get an annual re-watch.  Great flicks.

If only counter space permitted; used to love mine way back when.  Only NEVER NEVER use the top butter tray if it has one with holes for dispensing the butter.  The butter always melts before the popcorn pops and it just makes the machine a mess.

1) Go to Cumberland Farms (or local equivalent) and make a large coffee yourself.