The vast majority of the drive-thru delays I encounter are just idiots who are too lazy to take their long-ass complicated orders inside where they belong.  If it’s going to take you more than 30 seconds to place your order, the drive-thru is NOT for you.

I think they are called “Sorbee’s”?  Those sugar-free hard candies that give you the runs if you eat more than one.

Not heard from the FDA:  “Stop putting nicotine in vaping fluid” to the Big Tobacco companies who have bought so heavily into the industry.

Darkover?  Really?  Hadn’t heard that one.  I thought it was just the answer to a Double Jeopardy question:  “What is good series by tainted authors?”

So, drinking it is then.  I see something called ‘sour mash’ is on sale; I’ll take a couple of gallons.

Elon Musk Syndrome (EMS); JK seems to have a minor case of it.  She should seek treatment before it goes critical.

Surely if you are a true lefty you can get by on your income as a paid protester?

Well shit.

Will Best Buy give a refund on my phone if I say it’s now defective because ‘It’s become racist’?

and yet they love sea-bug, go figure?

I may have largely contributed to Connecticut’s hatred of mayo on fries; or anything else; or by itself.  Mayo is disgusting.

I for one still remember when Joe was most well known for uncomfortably touching every female in sight.  Not real sure it’s too good an idea to put our eggs in that particular basket.

Ted Cruz High ladies and gentlemen.

You’ve done it wrong if the pepperoni bakes dry.  That’s why it should always go under the cheese.

I don’t recall anyone in my adult lifetime campaigning for the supreme court before.  The depths to which we have sunk continue to astound.

And for corporate users with the enterprise version of Chrome; frequently signing in is restricted by admin rights; so users get a startup window demanding they sign in as ‘you’; with no URL field at all.  The whimpering started last week and continues still.

PEBCAK

US adversaries being the Democratic party and anyone who says anything bad about The Not-so-Great-Pumpkin.

The trick to making Hawaiian pizza excellent, is to use bacon instead of just ham.  This makes it wonderful; salty from the motz; sweet from the pineapple; savory from the bacon...

I’ve never tried eggplant; it’s just a concept I can’t get behind.  And I’ve never seen, nor likely shall I ever see Scarface.