Char-what-a-ry?  Am I supposed to know what that is?  Did I miss a chapter in the textbook or something?  I know being raised in New England I missed out on much of what the rest of the country considers standard; but still; I’m sure I’ve never seen that word before today.

To misquote Jetboy (from WildCards) “I can’t die yet; I haven’t seen the Carol Danvers story!”

The Republicans didn’t just throw out those famous “Binders full of women” after all.

“...we deserve this.”

George Souros paid them to sacrifice themselves on the alter of Trump’s ego.

...3,000 non-white people.....  Fixed.

On behalf of the puddle of drool on my desk; I approve.

So, they gave up on coffee after trying to ridiculously use pod-based makers; but they’re going with Fresca?  When the hell did that dinosaur get revivified?

..and buy replacements in less than a year; because idiots like that have no attention span; and more loyalty to their sports team than their families.

What do you expect him to drink then?  Water, like from the toilet?!?

Florida Man strikes again!  Will no one stop this foul fiend!  Tune in next week to find out!!!

All I can say to that is:  Who Responsible This!?!?!?!?

Yes Donnie; and we’re warming up ol’ sparky just for you because of it.

The case in favor of the Whopper (and Wendy’s Single) is the sliced onion.  Any burger with re-hydrated onion-bits has failed its mission.  Five-guys is better, if there’s one around; but they lose points for the lack of a drive thru.  Pure hipster arrogance there; some people have restrictions that prevent them from…

Still way more expensive than the Stok boosts; but I’ll buy a 6 pack and give them a fair try.

Still way more expensive than the Stok boosts; but I’ll buy a 6 pack and give them a fair try.

Sadly, I just checked the 10 day forecast, and it shows 90's and humid for the foreseeable future.  Truly horrid, horrid weather.

Sadly, time is relative.  3 weeks in the future summer will end.  3 weeks ahead is a long time.  3 weeks ago is but a short time.  As Malcolm McDowell said in Star Trek V:  “Time is the fire in which we burn.”

Strangely enough, not all bible types are Republicans.  The Republicans want you to believe they are; but innocent until proven stupid is the yardstick I’ve adopted.  (Then you have a yardstick to whack the stupid ones with; handy.)

Makes sense, unbreakable skin doesn’t keep the old pint of head mush from sloshing about.

On a personal level, I, for one, would appreciate it if you would stop throwing around the phrase “Our President” so casually.  Let us try to keep the conversation civilized if you please.  You don’t level such accusations against me; and I’ll refrain from mentioning your family or fashion sense; okay?