kevin o’connor has some good stuff, but (this might be editorial, but whatever) uses the same god-damn descriptive words every other sentence.

“HERE’S WHY SISTA JEAN ISN’T GOING TO THE LAKERS NEXT SEASON: SHE’S SCARED OF STEPH CURRY! SHE’S SCARED OF KD!.....NEED I SAY MORE? QUITE FRANKLY, ALL SISTA JEAN CARES ABOUT IS PROTECTING HER HOLY LEGACY”

i have to think that if Duke had won, it would have been listed as

They’ve even started doing this for individual games - like the damn Super Bowl - which somehow even makes it funnier. I feel bad for the good writers at the Ringer forced to do this format.

I’m so sick of these subjective click-baity types of articles.

When duke loses, we are all winners

Sid walks into a bar, spots a water cooler in the corner, immediately leaves. “Watch your market deciding on another bar, fuckos!”

I’m tipping based off complexity of the order. If they’re opening bottles or pouring a draft, that’s a buck per. If they’re mixing something I might give two dollars. I don’t think cost should be a factor. Say they crack open a Bud Light or they crack open an imported beer? I’m supposed to tip more because the beer…

Yes, yes, no, lol

Folks, this is what sobriety does to a brain. Don’t let this happen to you!

it’s one less transaction for those who are going to tip properly (if you are just joining us, that’s 20 percent!)

Your dry t-shirt contest promotion sounds awesome.

A year from now this will less of an issue, as Lebron should be able to run the point for Golden State if Curry is out.

I could watch that Grayson Allen missed game winner gif all day. I bet Grayson Allen pronounces it “jiff”.

Grayson Allen must be kicking himself.

Self did a great job of game planning the shit out of guarding Bagley, but there was a possession with maybe 2 minutes left or so when he had a guy on him for 25 seconds that couldn’t have been taller than 6'6" and they didn’t even consider tossing him the ball. Nice coaching job, Krinklowksi.

I liked the part where Duke completely forgot that they have a 7 foot tall dude that can score at will (ESPECIALLY after Kansas’ big dude fouled out) and instead let the shitty white guy keep firing shots.  

Enjoy your two years in Sacramento, Grayson. Explore the local Chinatown, any Mandarin you pick up will be a big asset to your playing career.

I know it’s like “not cool” or whatever to enjoy the sadness of an emotionally troubled young man, but knowing Allen grows up to become the Zodiac killer it seems like it’s OK in this instance.

I missed the end of the game. At the final buzzer did Grayson Allen shriek and transform into a flock of blackbirds?