What does your seeing-eye dog think of it?

Seriously? That would be the motto of the largest state police department in the country, not exactly rural backwoods cops. And the motto makes complete sense to most.

Not even close to the same. There were only injuries to the pilots and no deaths while performing high risk manouvers. The other was a terrorist attack.

Dear Malaysia, keep your feet on the ground.

I think there's a level of douchebaggery and beyond-beyond-reasonable-doubt where beatings should be in play as legal punishment. Because this person needs beatings.

7.) Honda Odyssey

Two seats, no top, a nasty V-12, zero creature comforts, bodywork that should have inspired several obscenity charges, and a license plate. Everything necessary and that's it.

Yo Dennis! Good to see you here!

Because it has all the drawbacks of a 70s Ford with all the charm of a 90s Ford.

Why would you want a 70s car made in the 2000s?

Awww, too bad for your ego that bikers can get through traffic faster than you and cause less congestion...

yea but... you're not in danger when a motorcyclist gets between you and another vehicle...

That first trip of yours around the US has always been an inspiration to me. Fantastic writing.

You crazy bastard, that's awesome. I've always wanted to do a trip like that on an adventure bike like a Beemer or KTM. A Panigale though? That takes quite a mix of balls, skill, and insanity.

Ummmmm holy hell. Props to you sir, that sounds awesome. And what a bike to do it on as well! Now I have some reading while I'm "working".

Let me guess- you got to keep the bike,too? ;0)

You, sir, are a badass. That's awesome.

Driving the car for a few months so she's immune from the possibility of a mental error under duress? If you think that, she may not be the only idiot.