Yes, you’re a terrible fucking person. Not that it matters, but the concept of “state voting” is ridiculous. Houston is one of the bluest spots in Texas, one of the most ethnically diverse cities in the US and voted Clinton in 2016. We have an African American Democrat mayor and who was preceded by one of the first…

I feel that I should remind you, as well as everyone else here that shares your opinion on Texans, that 43.2% of the state voted for Hilary. That’s 3.8 MILLION people. Both Harris county and Fort Bend county (where Houston is) were blue. That’s over 800 THOUSAND Houstonians who voted democrat, many who now have lost…

Hi, Texan here. I’ve seen a lot of this over the last few days and it frustrates me. Y’all know that 43% of voting Texans voted for Hillary, right? And Houston (currently underwater!) went blue? https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas?mcubz=0 

You could have stopped after the “I’m probably a terrible fucking person” part. You’re right, you are. Houston is one of the bluest cities in the country and is majority minority.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

Perfect description... but am I terrible for feeling like aesthetically she won’t be able to pull edgy off? Her last attempt was sooooo lame

Dear MVP,

If I was MVP, the only question I would ask would be “what came first: the desire to open our relationship, or the desire to sleep with a specific other person?” And I suspect the answer to that question leads to a less-than-happy outcome for MVP.

MVP has a few options. Some of them are:

Opposite note for MVP. Your dude will be deeply sorry when he finds out you could have a revolving door of lovers at your beck and call. I swear every other story I hear of a guy wanting an open relationship ends in him finding out that you will have a LOT easier time finding lovers then he ever will. And once the…

Dear MVP,

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

Really, fuck all neighborhood centered forums. It brings out the worst in people. Yes sure, it might be a great way to get rid of a couch, but all that is negated by assholes.

The thing here that made me particularly sad was that it sounds as if the son, despite the repeated digs at him and his beliefs, still was the one apologizing and trying to make things work.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

This is something expected of late night hosts and has been for a long time. Letterman’s show after 9/11 was really sensitive and impactful for a country that really needed them to help cope. They’re on TV and in people’s homes every night making jokes about the news, they sign contracts that last decades. Frankly it…

Seth Meyers is great and seems to be getting better as he continues to grow into his late night show. Plus, he knows how to effectively deal with bigotry and hate after having married Stefon...

If Jimmy Fallon worked at Chotchkie’s he’d be the server with the most flair. He’d have like 37 fucking piece of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.

I watch Seth on Hulu every morning while I’m getting ready. He is doing a phenomenal job of helping me feel a bit better. I also look up Colbert and Trevor Noah on YouTube. All of them are doing such important work.

I watch Meyers’s monologue and “A Closer Look” every night, along with Colbert’s monologue/opening segment. Between the two of them, they are keeping me somewhat sane. Meyers really did an extraordinary job with this segment, though - above and beyond the usual. His insight is piercing, the writing sharp, the…