Not to mention that on half the articles/days I can’t star comments, can’t load comments, etc.

Men who brag about cunnilingus, in my experience, are never good at it.  I can’t imagine how terrible men who have t-shirts announcing their sex skills are.

No punch thrown at a Tkachuk is a bad punch.

the cool thing about college gymnastics, the ladies are lumbering oafs by comparison but if your job is collecting and washing the uniforms, you can sniff them as much as you want and it’s totally legal, there isn’t anything anyone can say about it.

if you don’t understand you probably don’t get laid very often.

if you don’t understand you probably don’t get laid very often.

there is something classic pick-up about needing the shifter to change gears, and one for the transfer case to throw power to the front wheels, while trying to steer. To the extent I can drive a manual, which to be honest I really can’t, and don’t see a reason to really learn, automatic transmission is solved like a…

The way the follow a curve makes me think someone sideswiped them.

Meanwhile at the liquor store, these brave bollards are trying their best:

I’m glad the bastards were caught. but people need to stop with the race-baiting. I understand that witnessing something like that can jumble your memory. But spinning this as a hate crime was too far. People need to start working with cops to eliminate gangs. 

first degree murder

Just as hunger is the best seasoning, the best drink is the one taken after a tremendous accomplishment.

The reference to pus was needlessly harsh

Most people can’t afford to retire yet alone a mid life crisis.

Typically wouldn’t installing a mod that costs two times the price of the car be a bad idea?

a bunch of children on hand at the Please Touch Museum

none of these fucking cars are good for shit

He’s a fake doctor that makes a ton of money doing highly questionable treatment? I guess that does say something.

Right, I’m just saying that it looks incredibly Camaro-esque. I’m totally okay with this being a Camaro with dfferent body panels and a better interior.