Travis's mom died in a boating accident a couple days ago. Maybe give him a break for the next 48 hours. Or don't. Do you, Onion.

NY followed by Detroit style. Buddy's.

If Roger Avary could see him now…

That wasn't grim. All they did was kick ass.

Jacob The Bar Mitzvah Boy

And when will this premiere on Lifetime Movie Network?? #burn

+1 for Tenenbaums reference.