I love Donald Trump. I do. He truly makes me believe my children can achieve anything.

You say that like Trump actually gives a “speech” and not a set of independent statements spewed out at random with no coherent theme.

If we called for a rally in Washington DC, there wouldn’t be enough room!

And if he does, the Secret Service better make sure Rafael Cruz isn’t around!

On top of the fact he already has threatened to take their god damn guns away before he ran like the simpering coward he is.

Isn’t an NRA convention hosted in Dallas rather tacky, considering the history with the JFK assassination? I’m guessing Trump won’t be doing a re-enactment in an open convertible through the streets of Dallas.

Aunt Lydia got bangs!