The way you talk... stop it.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”

Being a Mavs fan, I want to dis the Spurs (mostly out of jealousy). As long as Pop is in any way involved in the Spurs organization, I will respect the hell out of that team.

Causing me to take sides with John Lackey is really not helping your shitty ump situation, MLB.

So yeah, I used to work at a Digital First Media company. Jim Brady was one of the head honchos.
My read on him was that he was a pretty nice guy and cared about the industry. I thought he cared about underlings and doing a good job.

But this. Velvet Jesus, what happened here?

I’ll tell you what happened.

This shit is…

And every time you discuss something you need to completely lay out your case from scratch, instead of just referring back to what’s already been established.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can’t call it a duck because calling something a duck is worse than walking around with a yellow beak and quacking all the fucking time.

It’s like if the rules for the board game Clue stated that the game ended when all of the facts (criminal, location, and weapon) were revealed, but you weren’t allowed to state them together in a declarative sentence. In fact, if you did, you’d be automatically disqualified and then publicly raked over the coals by a…

It’s the random capitalization that really makes this pop. 

I think a lot of people are misunderstanding this. It’s anti-racism, pointing out the long history of racism in America. It’sa message to people who want to pretend that some of the racist stuff happening lately are out of the blue, and not a part of a long sad tradition in this country.

I don’t think it’s necessarily blaming the prior coach or his recruits. It could be more of “I just started this job, and we are newly working together, so we still suck at it.”

I am more familiar with being hit with a hurl itself

Me brothers and I managed to go to a semi-final game in 1999. It was between Cork and Offaly. Too many stories to tell from that trip, but suffice it say the hurling match remains the highlight for all three of us. We went to the GAA office the day before and managed to buy tickets, despite every Irishman we ever…

I’m almost afraid to ask how hard is the ball they use? The game looks crazy enough that pool balls wouldn’t surprise me, but they would break too many sticks. So, on a scale of Nerf to shotput ... ?

ESPN lets Robert Lee call game-
Internet: LOL LOOK AT THIS

ESPN quietly shifts Robert Lee to a different game, but some asshat knows the internet will eat it up-
Internet: LOL LOOK AT THIS

Arguing any other outcome is disingenuous

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

STICK TO COURTS!

This was too much effort for so little stars.

Wearing all black. Always punching people out.

Sure, but I’d still have a shitty-looking lawn. If you insincerely denounce Nazis just to shut up people who have been giving you shit about not doing it for two days and the Nazis still think you’re on their side and everyone else still thinks you’re a racist asshole, what have you really accomplished?