Hi, this is my first comment here on Jezebel, I've been reading this site (and Kotaku, and Gawker) for months now but I never comment.

tell that to drake! :o :o :o shots fired.

Aw, I think that's sweet. I also thought Real Dolls were super cool when I saw them on HBO's Real Sex (anyone remember that show??) back in the day. So I might be a bit of a weirdo myself.

OH GOD POINTY PUPPY ELBOWS!!! THE TRUEST PAIN!