1.) Expect your company to place the burden of tracking overtime hours onto you.

Ah, no. There aren’t enough minutes in the day to waste over 15 seconds intricately folding a single pair of socks - and that video was sped up. Probably more like 20-30 seconds. 7-10 pairs a week times four people in this house... forget it. I’m not spending 20 minutes just folding socks lol

Cute. But why not just iron them individually and hang then on little bitty hangars? If you're gonna go OCD, go full OCD.

One of the few upsides to being a contract programmer is that I’m never asked to come in on weekends or stay late for deployments. I hit 40 hours and out the door I go. The employees all look like they’re about to drop dead.

everywhere I look I’m reminded of him...

everywhere I look I’m reminded of him...

If I could opt out of Social Security and manage all of my own retirement funds, it would be easy to far exceed the ROI that would be achieved through the government’s management of the money.

You, sir win the internet for today

In Illinois they did Springfield, Rockford and Peoria. Seems to me there’s another city in Illinois that may have had some interesting stat’s (Chicago)

There is also great wisdom and great courage in knowing when you should quit.

Wow - he lasted a whole year before he almost quit? Try 5, 10, or 15, and then say “don’t quit - success is just around the corner.” Sometimes you need to accept that it isn’t.

1Password for iOS (8) works with TouchID (although there are some bugs with workarounds).

Dad?

Usually 2 years but it depends how bad the situation is. Currently, it's been a year and I'm ready to move on for sure.