I’m not even black and I do similar, “Please do not be black or muslim.”

Not to be a snob, but [puts on snob hat, snob glasses, and snob coat and tie) blended scotches are for homeless people. I would gladly take one bottle of Talisker over five bottles of Johhnie Walker Blue. Nothing says “I’m rich, but I’m also clueless and have bad taste” than Blue.

I realized that you can see the name of the item in the picture. Here's the web site: http://www.varidesk.com/