I do wonder how people think I'm getting these, you know?

I'm surprised Tempo Teal didn't make the cut. Clearly, their must have been an incident in previous years.

I mean, you start going too light and you're ending up in 'mint' territory, and everyone knows that mint isn't teal. Duh. This is just like, basic logic.

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

anna i am just going to start writing you anonymous bitchy emails about all of your articles.

I like to blame Elder Scrolls Online for delaying a far superior Elder Scrolls VI.

And it still looks like something any random high school robotics club could make if it had government-level funding.

The whole Vaseline on your teeth thing actually keeps your lips from sticking to your teeth when your mouth inevitably goes dry from nerves.

A blazer is required if your blouse is a tube top

In the UK they come in cute little tins

No, because when you insult a woman, you're really insulting the man that made her count as a human by marrying her. You're insulting both his honor and his taste.

as much as it pains me to say this: Johnson's right. this woman spends way too much time taking people - other women, specifically - to task for failing to live up to moral standards which she herself cannot uphold. if her online persona wasn't so relentlessly moralistic, Johnson wouldn't have even bothered with this.…

Yeah, like a side character in a Strawberry Shortcake cartoon or something!

She sounds like an asshole but Holly Hobby Lobby is a pretty great name.

#TeamNoOne is growing by leaps and bounds these days.

The latest Target partnerships haven't been very good. I think the last good one was the Liberty of London one (of which I bought EVERYTHING). They're all so cheaply made now and even if they aren't very exciting they sell out within minutes online so they can be resold at a 100% markup on eBay. They're not FUN…

This article is pretty sad, but funny.