Girl also got a spray tan on them legs

Are we still doing phrasing?

You can never have enough creamed corn. Signed, a creamed corn aficionado 

I guess they do...

My question as well -- do incarcerated folks generally have Twitter accounts? I genuinely don’t know. 

Turnips I think

Is the rec room line a Tremors reference?

Yes yes yes

Seriously? How is everyone attacking this woman who just has some reasonable goddam boundaries and is offering a script for people who suck at boundaries?

There never is

Tamir, fucking autocorrect. 

Oh look, white male murderer (alleged) taken alive. Tamar Rice would like a word. 

Best practices for reporting on mass shooters.

Van de Graff generator

Did he have ANY children? I don’t recall any being mentioned. Sperm motility, the one problem money can’t fix.

I also thought omg it’s hideous.  That said, looks more like a fun cocktail ring, which is how she will wear it in two years. 

No actually, the terms are not important. The terms that ARE important are CHILD and RAPE. 

We are having a three day wedding weekend, over the Fourth of July weekend. How we got there involved the venue only having space on Sunday, and people needing to travel. We are having a small BBQ on Friday for folks who get in early, a pizza party on Saturday night, and the wedding on Sunday. Some people are coming…

This seems incredibly reasonable, overdue even.

This is meant to be funny, right?