That’s my SoCal homie!

Buying it! Said in a Gene Belcher voice....

Damn I was gonna go with Avon as the purveyor

I don’t think they are rudderless, but I DO think they are running a conventional campaign, which is almost as bad.

I really hope that when people are in the booth and faced with it in black and white, they really take a hard look at their choices. Then again, we had eight years of Bush/Cheney/etal.

Worse, even if he loses I don’t think he is going away.

Here ya go, written in 1998!

Yaaaassss, ten thousand year old Black Sea mutation FTW!

Willie Geist had that show on at four in the morning for awhile, that was hilarious....

I don't doubt it!

Carson Daly is still a thing?

You need a fashion column

I hate the ridiculous use of female as a noun (except when discussing animals) but in this case, as an adjective, I am with Anna.

Sad!

I want to hear more about this story. The dad came back? How do you know all this?

Cuffing season has STARTED!

Sadly I would also not read the comments on Kotaku either (for same reason). They start out okay but a few in and WOW.

Deadspin is awesome, but never read the comments!

Lifts a martini glass to you with a world weary smile

He was LOVING the attention....at first....