Really? Because other folks seemed to have understood. But you're not sure, so I'll help - I did not mean that Bristol Palin literally asked Jezebel to write a post comparing her memoir to Malala's. I mean that Bristol did not invite the comparison (to my knowledge) with recent comments to the media, expressing her…

I always click on "Keeping Up..." under the impression that E!, for whatever reason, has picked up "Keeping Up Appearances."

Real Talk: I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Education and Was Shot by the Taliban is WAY TOO LONG.

this article just seems kinda mean. I wouldn't want to be compared to Malala either.

And vice-versa.

11 years later, that blank stare makes a bit more sense.

I think the Olsens are doing better than fine, they just aren't acting anymore. They're well received in fashion, though. And by much older millionaires.

That makes more sense. Maybe he could use the 'I've lost so much I've even snotted on my own face' as a line of defense seeing as he's throwing everything else in there.

I think that as women we're expected to be emotionally dependent and nurturing. We're supposed to be "above" judging men's bodies. If we don't enthusiastically accept tiny dicks, we're being bad women.

The man once known as MARK SHRAYBER decides what you consider newsworthy.

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

So, maybe we could wait until after people stop dying to talk about how this is really about feminism? Maybe? Just this once?

How calculated, but he's still spewing his new black shit here. Build a school WHERE? Teach a child WHAT? These answers are extremely vague. I think once he became conscious of the fact that he has more white fans then he's ever had ever since he came out with Happy, he's made the decision to spew the colorblind…

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

Yeah, tell that to the women being threatened with rape, death, torture, and having their friends and relatives harassed——-all the while being subjected to the most vile sexist slurs by dozens or hundreds of disgusting little angry shits. The very unreality, the utter disconnection of that anger from reality is…

Or sabotage.

I bet you Solange talked her into it. This has peer pressure written all over it.

Oh, the "fake feminists" started it? Not the ex who enlisted a bunch of clowns to attack and vilify a woman based solely on the notion that she'd maybe slept with some guys and those guys may have written about her game? Those people jumped at the chance to excoriate Zoe Quinn and when they rightly got called on their…

If you say her name three times, does she just suddenly...appear?