If they were real men they would clip the mic to their nips.

My ex left our marriage for a cunt named Daphne.
My favorite flowering bush is called daphne. I now call it whoreflower.

I'm not a fundamentalist Christian. My dinosaurs roamed the Earth 200 million years ago.

In the case of my surgery, it's the actual surgery itself. The change in metabolism and how the body deals with insulin happens as soon as the surgery takes place, well before a body would have time to adjust to a change in food. You can find pubmed and other articles that indicate and explain this cure.

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DETECTIVE JIMMY MCNULTY.

Remarkable fabric—keeps you hot when it's hot outside and keeps you freezing when it's cold outside.

They're worried it'll be covered in Cheeto dust and lard, I guess.

This would make family businesses that carry on for generations totally unviable. Communities need continuity to thrive. Also, I am not sure why people are so against preserving wealth for future generations.

She already lives with Scott Disick. What's a little more parasitic ooze gonna hurt?

Oh, I thought it was where Rob eats all of his snacks.

I used to listen to a weight-loss hypnosis thing every night, and I suddenly started craving salads. It was weird. Never much liked them before, but I've liked them ever since.

i read this as you saying YOU were a year old at the time and i was reaaaaaaaaaaaally ready to call bullshit.

I know it isn't Twitter, I don't even tweet. I would understand your request if my comments were full of hashtags but it's just one. I've seen many Lentils do this and I like doing it so I won't honor your request. #IdowhatIwant

The oddest one of these I've seen is Donald Trump's. Who would buy that?

Wait, I'm sorry, it's legit called "Enchanted Wonderstruck"?

I don't think you can compare a nice bottle of perfume to Bath 'n Body Works products.

Not to mention that this is her job. I care about Ferguson (and Iraq and all the other horrible things that are happening in the world), but I still get up in the morning and go to work, as does everyone at her record label and everyone who works at this website.

Your problem is that you think that things can only belong to one culture. It may start out that way but things change and others, if they find something desirable in another's culture, will adopt it. Your Jamaican culture is no doubt a conglomeration of a multitude of other cultures . If I were to wear Dreadlocks…

No white dancers!

Taylor I'm happy and for you and all, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Mariah shook it off better than anyone else.