I think that's his vacation home.

Clearly you've never had a loved one on life support. It's not like you see in movies. They aren't just blissfully sleeping in pretty pajamas and rosy cheeks.

*ties tubes*

I really can't wait for that stupid spam account to win "best story" when the Pissing Contest question is about how much money you made last week.

My tia, who passed away recently, was a doctor. This was one of her favorite stories:

What? The point is that maybe the baby's father now decides that he DOESN'T want to be a single father, or has concerns about having a child with serious health problems given that it has been incubated in what is essentially a corpse. You seriously see a problem with a person not wanting to become a single father to…

Adam Levine — the tribal arm band tattoo that successfully wished his way into becoming a full human man

You don't owe your friend shit. She made her bed, she can lay in it.

Natasha Lyonne is clearly Rizzo.

Does anyone think that her character (or acting) was sort of inspired by Didi Conn as Frenchy? The voice especially but theres something sweet and slightly frantic about her too. Aaaaand she's kinda the beauty gal on the block.

I also feel bad for Christopher, who was so sure that it was her that broke in to his house but sounds crazy any time he says it.

The most shocking thing to me, was that this was not the Christufuh she was talking about.

I'm still bitter about the day my best friend demoted me to the number-two spot in favor of her sister and I couldn't retaliate because I'm an only child. I feel it, man.

My little cousins all have their instagrams set to private now which they say makes it harder for them to gain followers. They want to be public but once the 12 year old got grounded for twerking on facebook, the rest of them blocked all the "olds" out of their social media lives.

Lindsay Lohan was in Mean Girls, Parent Trap, and Freaky Friday (only counting memorable movies). The most recent of those films came out ten years ago. Marilyn Monroe she ain't. If her career ends now, her memory won't extend beyond my generation. No one will remember her work in 50 years.

I'm not trying to put you on the spot, but I'm genuinely curious- what is it about Lindsay that makes you a fan? Because, even taking into account her monstrous parents and addiction issues, I don't think I have ever read a single item about her that indicates she is anything but a thoroughly rotten human being.

Eh. I'm an adopted kid from Asia and I thought it was funny. I know white parents who have that "savior" thing going, and let me tell you, it is way more cloying than that joke he just made.

They are actors. They can act. Accents are art of acting. All Hollywood actors are millionaires, does that mean they can't play accountants and teachers because we should cast real accountants and real teachers? If an actor from Brazil could do the character and accent he shouldn't be hired because he is not really…

That "sleep when your kid does" advice is such bullshit. When your baby/kid is napping, you do all the stuff you can't do when they're awake. Like, you know, poop, shower, dishes, clean up your house so it doesn't look like an entire squad of homeless folks have been camped there for a week, maybe eat a fast bowl of…

My Motorola Razr flip phone would look nice in this house.