Honestly, she seems really uncomfortable that people want to talk about her race—or anyone else's—because she was raised not feeling defined by it. Which is an admirable idealist position but not realistic for everyone, you know? It nullifies the legitimate conversations people want to have about what it means that…

Seriously, such a stupid goddamn prank. Best prank I've ever heard: students got three pigs, greased them up, and unleashed them in the hallways. They had painted the pigs 1, 2, and 4.

"This makes me happy that my village is phasing out"

So honest question—and I'm a bit nervous to ask because I do so hate sounding stupid—but with all the "Penis Inspection" things . . . How is it not sexist to treat these "Vagina Inspections" differently?

I would totally laugh this off, too Emma. But my personal reaction (or yours) are not the barometer by which we gauge incidents like this off of. At least I hope it's not. I have a very high tolerance for comedy, jokes, etc. personally. When something doesn't make me uncomfortable doesn't mean it's OK for me to…

A $100k purse. Seriously. A one hundred thousand dollar purse. Rebecca. Burt. My friend. When is the fucking Revolution? Fox News says you Kinja lot are in on the planning, so come clean. I need a date, here. Be my Che, Rebecca.

How the fuck is there a bag worth $100k? Who pays $100k for a purse? Is it carved from a fucking diamond or something? Someone needs to be robbed, clearly.

The best review was the short review the BBC posted.

I want the identical Star Trek uniforms, please.

When she married Ryan Reynolds one of my friends described them as a "matched set of golden retrievers" and now that's all I can see when I look at either of them.

Typical dogsplaining from Jezebel, and a complete inability to check your paw privilege. This website continues to go downhill. Here are eighteen more badly-spelled paragraphs about the ways in which I am dissatisfied.

THIS. My neighbor's Saint Bernard chased my son down the street. As my husband raced down the street to catch the dog before it caught up with our child, the neighbors screamed, "he's a nice dog, he won't hurt him."

We here at team cat headquarters would like to officially deny any involvement with today's incident.

Well, we can surmise that cats can't actually kill people—because God knows they totally would if they could. Like, all the time.

Why is that cat bullying that dog? That dog is just expressing his opinion. Little kids on tricycles will destroy traditional values, or something.

THE TAPE COULD HAVE BE EDITED BY PRO-CAT CONSPIRATORS.

I hope a Dog addresses this in his article today.

like, even if your dog is the sweetest little pupcake in the world (which he's not - mine is - don't try and front), what happens if he sees a squirrel across the street but not the car barreling down the road? how fucking reckless can you get, with your own dog's safety. motherfucker, i will buy you a leash, if you…

What about the cat? It's roaming free.

I'm looking at you, people who think your dog is friendly and well-behaved enough to be off of a leash. You're all assholes.