I feel your pain.

I'm sure that they do this, but then again - There's only so much airbrushing one can do. You can't hide a gut or muffin top if the actor is moving.

Seatbelts are my Vietnam.

I never had an opinion on Julia Roberts until I saw this shirt.

It's definitely not cheaper to hire a CGI/visual effects artist after the fact in order to give him abs. Abs don't exist in a vacuum (ha), they'd have to ensure that they move realistically with his body, give him obliques, strong pecs, and arms that are proportionate to his now-muscular body. Basically recreate an…

If we're going to tell anecdotal stories, I moved schools four times before I was 10 years old. The second school I attended was in a different country in a language I had not yet learned to speak, and the third and fourth schools were each in different cities.

I'm sorry you had to go through that. I think its absolutely disgusting when the people who are supposed to take care of us (as kids) don't. I think the worst part of it is that it's simply laziness and not wanting the hassle... I've met so many horrible teachers (teachers whom I'd stand up to or report if I could go…

Missed that, thanks.

The best part is, I'm sure it's the exact same wig. Just 50 million of them.

Ugh, that's a horrible situation all-round. But I do think it's really irresponsible for a teacher to downplay it like that.

I don't think that expelling him is intended to help him learn better - it's intended to protect the kids he was abusing, and I think that (at least for the moment) protecting them is more important than teaching him. Obviously, once the other kids are safe, focus should be shifted to helping and teaching him, but I…

I agree with this, to a point. What happens to the kid once he's removed? Home schooling would be a really bad option seeing as the people meant to be teaching him right from wrong are obviously not present (or present in a negative way).

I think this was the first time I've never laughed out loud at a Jezebel comment. I love you.

An entire house to change wigs? Yes. I love it. I'm going with that.

I'm sure you've looked into different things so I don't mean to sound condescending, but have you looked into birth control? My birth control randomly made my periods stop about 2 years into it and I haven't had a period since (about 8 months now).

Oh my God. Crotch blotters. I love it!

I truly don't know. I have no idea what I was watching when I was 4, but I do remember being very intuitive and feeling like I understood a lot more than adults gave me credit for. I still see this in kids that age (granted, I only know 2 or 3 kids that age) and I think young kids are a lot smarter than they're given…

That sounds so quirky and awesome!

I don't think moving schools would do that much damage to a 5 year old... I think being taken out of school completely would be damaging because this kid obviously needs to learn some serious social skills, but I don't think going to a different school would be damaging at all.

I agree with this so much.