I'm pretty sure the girls who have their hair and make-up done to a T at these things spend half their day in the bathroom making sure said hair and make-up is perfect.

I find Vanessa Hudgens to be so incredibly vile.

I think you put this perfectly.

I just can't with that facial hair. I feel like it took him longer to get his facial hair done than most women at these "awards" took to get their actual hair done.

To be fair, even Angelina Jolie failed at the Angelina Jolie leg

I always find Jessica Alba to look so boring... She never looks bad, but I've never seen an outfit of hers where I'm like WOW. She's just so vanilla.

It gets even weirder...

Incredible.