The funny thing about this is "bad" words don't really mean anything. "Fuck" is a bad word because some group or another decided a long time ago that "fuck" is a bad word. Replacing it with "flip" or "frick" or "freak" or whatever just makes it socially acceptable for polite company. Substituting some swear with…

SEE??? DEMOCRATS HATE MINORITIES AND ARE INTOLERANT! Why, just look at the policies of statesmen from 100 years ago! Party of Lincoln all the way, baby! Lower taxes and increased military spending equals profit!

I'm in Pearland, so I have the exact opposite problem. Having to drive clear across one of the biggest cities in the country just to fly somewhere is a huge pain in the ass.

I'm 6'1", which, although doesn't make me super-tall or anything, puts me in the taller portion of the population. I hate sitting a) between people and b) jammed up against a wall, so I choose aisle every time I can. It's worth the 4 or 5 times I have to tuck my leg to let a passenger or flight attendant by to get at…

*Ricky Coogin throws temper tantrum before being dragged bleeding from comment section*

Can't you just fly Southwest? I know it's not everyone's favorite airline, but I doubt they'd physically assault you for not voluntarily giving up your seat for an employee.

Would you two make out already?

All I did was fall off the chair and get a concussion.

As of right now, this comment has been up for 17 minutes and only has one up vote. That's a crime.

Did you know they're a country band now? I guess they really wanted to follow in ol' Kid Rock's footsteps.

Truly a man to lead us* through these uncertain times.

Remember when he barely succeeded in reading words someone else wrote from a teleprompter and the media was fawning over how presidential he suddenly was?

This right here—your conversation with @kevincantor:disqus—is a major reason why I lurk around the AV Club comment sections almost daily. It's been enlightening, refreshing, and made my brain stretch in new directions. Thanks to both of you for making today just a little bit better.

Sarah Palin is still a thing.

Snowflake boos!

"Pretty sure she's spoken to but not heard."

I really didn't know. It's reasonable to expect it to be illegal, but there are some weird laws on the books in the U.S.

You might like FKA Twigs, St. Vincent, Bat For Lashes, and Santigold. Or maybe not. Who knows?

These ARE your reviews. You'll take your stale bread and gruel and like it, orphan!

It's because Donald Trump is really fucking stupid. I know we all made fun of George W Bush for being a big ol' dummy, but he's a Rhodes Scholar who's too smart for Mensa compared to Trump. Trump's an absolute moron and somehow there are people who still think he's the best man for the job.