Is it illegal to fuck one's own daughter, if said daughter is of age and consents? I know it's disgusting and horrifying, but is it specifically illegal?

Trump has got to be the least self-aware human alive.

Ha! I made the peccadilloes/armadillos joke before you! Allow me to lord my internet supremacy over you.*

You should be careful. I hear peccadilloes carry leprosy.

"I treasure my privacy and security on the internet."
Then why the fuck are you on social media?

I like:

I'm not gonna lie. I came here, thinking I would hear a version of "Wide World" by Cat Stevens and was disappointed…

You shoulda seen his reaction when Biden convinced him to Google "lemon party."

You're thinking of the movie SHiTs.

Well, there was the Martha thing. Not all jokes are intentional, ya know.

Wait. They both jerked off into the same sink?

His semen is orange and you know it.

I like that Pete assumed Steve was rich and doing well just because he was on a TV show. Hollywood is littered with actors who got a solid gig and absolutely nothing else after that. "Making it" isn't getting found. It's sustaining that and getting regular work.

That is some top-notch commenting.

Some how, some way, his stupid fucking idiot moron followers still think he's a winner and will make America great again. They think he's clean as a whistle (well, at least cleaner than ol' Killary ha ha lock 'er up). They think he's a master businessman. They think if the Democrats would have just played ball, the…

My favorite part of this whole thing has been his response. It's the Democrats' fault for not cooperating and I'm just sick of it so we're moving on.
A) You have a majority and the House and Senate, you lying moron. You could have passed this with zero Democrat votes. It was just so bad even Republicans wouldn't get…

They've started doing these weird quick reviews grouped together on one page, with just a couple of individual reviews sprinkled in. Not sure what their reasoning for picking an album for one or the other is. Who knows why?

"Vagabon? Yeah, I've liked her music since, oh, 2017 or so. I remember when she—"
"FAKE NEWS!!!! SNOWFLAKE! SAFE SPACE!"
(to self) God, I hate everything right now.

You should check out the (former) Gawker group of websites. I like their content, but they are allergic to proofreading over there.

Still listening to the new Spoon (takes things in a new direction, but still undeniably Spoon) and the new Grandaddy (which may as well just be called "Another Grandaddy Album," but that's not a bad thing.