If you just kind of forget the "Egypt" part and insert your own fantasy world, it's… not terrible? The CGI is awful and the story is unmemorable, but it's still entertaining.

AT LEAST automatic voter registration. That should have been policy decades ago. You've got a social security number? The day you turn 18, you're registered to vote. Done.

Merkel certainly ain't perfect, but she's clearly superior in EVERY WAY to that lumpy bag of orange diarrhea.

Ehhhhh we have an unfair two-party system! I want my voice to be heard! Third party all the way!

But you CAN blame Fox News. You SHOULD blame Fox News. They know they have a really large, easily-swayed audience. People with basic critical thinking skills can see through their inane bullshit, but that's not their target demographic. They did (and are still doing) as much to normalize Trump's behavior (which ranges…

Can we settle on worst president in the last 180 years?

Well, 40-some percent of the people that voted. And less than half of people who were eligible to vote voted. Which means he won the presidency by getting *less than half of less than half* of potential votes.

It's weird… this story somehow reminds me of the 2016 election and the ensuing months…

When my wife and I were planning with our wedding photographer, she made the point that, with a late-afternoon wedding, it might be better to take all the group pics beforehand (so there would be enough light). She saw us kind of bristle at the idea of seeing each other before the wedding, but explained that we could…

Ehh, those attacks wouldn't get enough coverage anyway. Imagine if a Muslim did what Dylan Roof did. It would still be the leading story on Fox News today.

His best moment so far was undone within 48 hours.

Wars are good for business.

Oh, they want the drugs. Helps keep the poors and minorities in check. They just honk the war on drugs horn occasionally so it looks like they're doing something.

Over/under on how many poop jokes are in that movie?

Beck Bennett can have Putin.

Yeah, the sketch was her trying out to play Trump, getting rejected, and physically assaulting Lorne Michaels. It was solid.

Came here to say this. Was 41 minutes late.

Meanwhile, the only thing in Varys' pants is "gon."

It's spelled "Maester," you fuckin' nerd.

Ooohhhh, and Fifty Shades of Gray (Grey? Ah, who gives a fuck) as AG, and Skinny Girl margaritas as Education Secretary? I love this. We need to keep this going.