Look, I get that there can only be 1-2 winners per letter, and this is purely subjective and all, but giving the G runner-up to Gossip and not Grandaddy is out-and-out silly. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Look at me: I'm mad about something silly on the internet.

I think it's because it's fun to hate on Crash. That, and (just my opnion; not necessarily objectively), it was the worst movie on the Best Picture nominee list.

Oh, yeah. Without a doubt.

Fair enough. But…

Like I said, zero evidence for my theory.
I just noticed he had a look of confusion on his face, thought for a moment, and said (in that oh-so-Jack-Nicholson voice), "CRASH."

The "Stanford Swimmers" and "Professional Athletes," thank you very much.

Did you see his face? He was either 6 whiskeys deep or 6 Percocets deep.

You are truly the finest the internet has to offer.

Y'all remember when Crash won best picture? And EVERYONE knew Brokeback Mountain was gonna win? I am 100 % convinced Brokeback actually did win, Jack Nicholson looked at the card, thought "No way that queer movie wins in my Hollywood," and said the first movie title that came to mind.
I have zero evidence for this…

The term "ghoul" is not used nearly enough. Well done.

She sucks. Mystery solved.

He can only enter large rooms because he and his ego don't fit in small rooms anymore. He ain't going anywhere.

God, I love the AV Club comment section sometimes.

There it is.

If you're getting burned by the woman who got her start writing Twilight erotic fan fiction, you just need to retreat from the public.

That's what people who swear up and down that "Bernie would have won" don't understand, I think. All Trump would have had to do is scream "SOCIALIST!" at the top of his lungs during every debate, literally saying nothing else (and I do mean literally NOTHING ELSE) and he would have won in a landslide. Nothing brings…

Immediately after that, my then-girlfriend said, "I don't think I can sit through this whole movie."
We did, and I was scared shitless of the dark for a good two months.

They have to time it right so they don't lose their dipshit redneck base but also don't lose too many centrist voters who are appalled at what's happening to the party. It's pretty shrewd, really. Too bad the party that doesn't believe in violating American civil rights didn't think of it first.

Robert Reich (a political commentator and professor who served in a few Administrations) said his former-GOP-Senator friend has pretty much confirmed this. Trump was the vehicle to get Pence, their guy, in the White House. As soon as Trump does something they can't legally defend, they'll pull the trigger and kick his…

I feel like we're going to be using this a lot over the next few years: