Mr. Trump?

Can't upvote this one enough.

No, you had it right the first time. "Pieces of property" is correct.

Wow. I'm really stupid today. Mea culpa.

It was outstanding and groan-worthy at the same time. I loved it.

Or whether or not a 13 year old thinks something's totally gay?

Avoiding YouTube comments in general is a pretty good life strategy.

You motherfucker.

Seconded.

They're actually based out of Eighty Four, PA. No kidding.

I had a front-loading washer in an old apartment a few years ago. Fuck that thing.
1) Mildew/mold grows crazy fast under the seal of the door.
2) Forgot to put a shirt in? Too bad, sucker. You don't want to open the door mid-cycle, because the water will spill all over the floor. You've gotta wait for the next bunch…

Wow. That is… not good. Nope.

'Cause a DemocraticRepublicOfTheCongodroids party don't stop (until a warlord has taken over and/or basic civil rights have been violated many times over)! Yeah!

I prefer DemocraticRepublicOfTheCongodroids myself. But that's just me.

"…he might leave the country"
Good fucking riddance. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, asshole.

WOW. I had no idea. I knew that guy was a shit head (especially when he chose partisan politics over ethics), but good God, that's awful.

I remember people dragging Chelsea Clinton because she was so awkward. In her early teens. Like every other person in the world. That was some bullshit right there.

Yeah, that's one of those, "Can I see you in my office? Look, that's really not okay. I'd appreciate it if you'd delete the tweet and think a little more critically next time" sort of situations.

And white skin. REAL white skin.

You're confusing "icy" with "professional and under intense scrutiny." Any misstep she made would have been jumped on by the conservative side of the press and spread all over the world and back. She was generally reserved, respectful, and polished. We're gonna miss that with Melania using her FLOTUS standing as a…