I accidentally downvoted you and then upvoted you so hopefully it balances out.

That confused me too. It was kind of weirdly worded.

Word on the street is Backstreet's back. All right?

You're the joke.

"(Fey also advises that, if a sketch ends with Leslie Jones coming in “vaguely horny and angry at everyone, the writers couldn’t think of an ending,” which is also good advice, although it’s a shame the show didn’t end a sketch just that way to carry the joke along.)"
Did I watch a different show? That's exactly what…

I aim to please.

"Alive" or GTFO.

If you like hip-hop at all, you owe it to yourself to listen to RTJ. Start with 2, then check out 3. 1 is good but not nearly as good as 2 and 3.
Seriously, this shit is outstanding.

"Letter From An Occupant" by New Pornographers was the first song I heard from them and it started a love affair. That song is so joyous and noisy and messy and it made me gasp the first time I heard it.

Her face when Mateo first admitted to being an alien was awesome.

I was fortunate enough to see them in a tiny bar in Houston in 2004 or so, when they were on their way to SXSW. It was the most high-energy show I've ever been to. They hung out afterward and talked to the fans and Ted was incredibly cool and nice. I had never heard of them before the show and have really enjoyed…

Wow, Broncos by 4? The truth sure is giving my Texans a lot of confidence on the road. In primetime. Against one of the best defenses in the NFL. But I'm fine with it!

Thanks! I've never actually been to Johnson City or the restaurant. I just found the pic on GIS and liked the reference to my actual name and home state.

I love Patton, but this wasn't a case of exposing Shkreli for the bloated child-molesting* ass bag that he is. We already knew that. This is just giving a troll attention, which is exactly what a troll wants.

The key to beating a troll is to simply ignore him. The more upset you get, the more gleefully he increases his trolling.

The X7 is kind of their "iPod Touch:" it runs on Android and can use a bunch of apps. It's not exactly worth the money. I really can't say enough about the X1. I've had mine for a little over a year and have been tremendously happy about it. Paired with a quality set of IEMs it is absolutely lovely.

"Normal peasant headphones" made me laugh.

Check out the Fiio X1. $100 (plus micro SD card for storage) and sounds amazing. Has a click wheel, too! This is the 3rd comment I've made supporting the X1. I swear I don't work for Fiio!

As technology has sped up, improvements have slowed down. A new smartphone used to be miles better than the older model. Now it's an incremental update, no matter how flowery the language Apple, Samsung, Motorola, et. al use to describe it. We've become jaded about tech updates, even though every smartphone is a damn…

As AdmNaismith mentioned above, check out Fiio. Their base model is the X1. Goes for about $100 (but you have to buy a micro SD card up to 128 GB; there's no onboard storage). Sounds incredible, especially if your music files are high-quality. They have other players that run up to $300 or more, but the X1 is all you…