My only trial work was a DV protection-order case, and that was the hardest bit to get across to the client: you will never get the admission: “I perpetrated domestic violence upon you, and I’m sorry.”

High five, fellow divorce attorney! Totally agree with you. Considering the length of their marriage, $7 million seems pretty good. Plus, she gets the mental peace of being done with the whole thing.

Divorce attorney here!

*in old Top Gear Clarkson voice*:

Crash
Into the gear
Box of Vettel
Take him out
Of the race....

Ricciardo got the top time on Top Gear’s cheap car challenge, beating Vettel and Hamilton :P

Waiters has the offensive confidence of Steph curry, the temprement of boogie cousins, and the skills of a D1 bench warmer. It truly is remarkable to watch him play..... Next time you watch the Thunder play ignore everyone on the court except good Ol Dion. Guarantee you’ll see a mix of horrible shot taking, sulking…

Revelation 13:18 - “This calls for wisdom. Those who have insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 13, because the fucker can’t read a pass for shit.”

I’d reply with a witty comment, but I was killed riding on an enclosed elevator in my running Peel P50

Tuesday’s gone with the wind.

What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

Have we found a German with a sense of humor? Should we alert some sort of scientific journal?