And happier? More productive?

no, no… you just sound like an asshole, not a parody.

Community reference much appreciated.

Okay. But what is the use of telling people her first name? I'm baffled. I'm Anthony by the way. And my best girl was called Camille. (For real. She came from the french part of Switzerland).
You see? Why am I telling people this info? Color me lavender. I'm curious why we do that.
Why, Lieutenant?

I know!

When they're finished running Abram's Star Trek into the ground, I do have a proposition to make for when they will start rebooting The New Generation. We've found your Data. Just look at him!

That guy over there, is. a. douche.

You've never seen Green Lantern. Now that was bleak.

Don't remind me of Sting, with those rain forest problems.

Sweet dancing Jehovah. What an awful, shitty remix! Is all Dubsted that… useless? Seriously, I'm at a loss to find some dubstep that you find cool. Yes, you, who will now give me some names! (Hopefuly?)

I usually don't share the staff's obsession with searching, unearthing lost movies or TV shows, only to utterly insult them. It seemed interesting at first, you know, cautionary tales and all that; but with time it just feels like useless pretentious bullying of bad products, which is time wasted not praising good…