The performance was mannered and odd. It was good. But not as good as everyone is making it out to be.

I foresee a future in which superhero films outnumber all other types entertainment (including books) 4 to 1. My estimate: 2018.

I can't speak to any of the other songs on the album, but 'Supernova' is such a bland slice of nothing.

How many film reviewers does the AV Club have? There are 11 reviews on the home page, each with different reviewers. Are they contract employees? Or do you send random interns out to see these things?

I wasn't being sarcastic. It's actually something I would buy a ticket to watch. Ok, maybe redbox. But I'd still make it a priority.

Yes. Because Rachel McAdams as a child molester is a movie I want to see.

Sexuality is innate. So, no.

Well, she is quite attractive. It wouldn't last though. What with me tumbling through time and being gay and all. One of those things is bound to get in the way.

I'm on board with this.

Exactly. I realize most people had a childhood. I don't need to see the evidence.

Oh, if only.

Since when did looking at old pictures = time travel? If that's the case, I'm forced to time travel every damn thursday when everyone posts #tbt pics to facebook. I'm like that guy in that book who can't control his time traveling so he gets made into a horrible movie. Pretty sure that's the plot.

wow, AV Club, You've reached new heights of inanity. "it's like a Borges story…" Oh, Jesus.

I don't remember the last time I read something on this site that wasn't some bullshit nostalgia piece, with some long rambling "this is about me" intro by the writer. You can't all be Nathan Rabin. Jesus.

Is anyone going to remember the dial-up modem sound in ten years? Get real. Of course. Or are you forgetting how powerful nostalgia can be? You know, nostalgia, that thing that is responsible for you being able to write a review of a TV show from 40 years ago.

no. There, wrote your column for you.

I find this feature distasteful. Why encourage hate, exactly?

"We are thrilled to be pleasing more members than ever."  You and me both, buddy.

I'm sorry, but I really wouldn't call the colors of that poster pastel.

ugh, i can't stand this guy or his advice