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Yeah, but there’s a simple solution to reputation calls — don’t be a whiny bitch and you won’t get reputation calls when you’re whining.

“I really do think that any group that has men in charge of children will have sexual abuse problems”

So when Hillary describes herself as center-right, does that mean we’re supposed to tune out her own opinion of herself? I mean, holy shit dude, it’s not meant as an insult, it’s just an accurate description of the positions she holds and the policies she’s advocated. And if she describes herself that way, I don’t

“Where does he say this?”

“who served two years in Korea during the Vietnam War”

Elevation is the key. If you ever have to go up or down a hill of any substantial size, you’re officially hiking. You could walk 27 miles through the forrest, but if it’s all flat, that shit’s just a walk.

I think so much of this stems from how math-illiterate most Americans are, and how that leads them to be completely amazed by people like Silver who perform relatively-simple statistical analyses. This is what lead people to act as if he’s some oracle for performing the kind of stats analysis a 2nd-year poli sci grad

Do you walk around on raw chicken?

Genuine question: with the whole starring system, why is it that so many obvious trolls and racists get out of the grays? Is it because people are responding to their invectives or hate-reading them or something? Because it seems like the comments such a system is designed to prevent often end up being one of the few

“like Martin was a known “lean” drinker”

“Yea I think it’s okay to call anyone animals if they’re burning stuff down and destroying property”

First of all, at least two medical examiners have said he had his hands up. Secondly, the idea that one of the literal hundreds of unarmed Black people murdered by the police maybe didn’t have his hands serves to completely invalidate a multi-faceted movement is the kind of argument that exactly justifies the need for

“BLM is kinda sketchy to me”

Cardinals fans are extremely obnoxious, so it’s fun to make fun of them

Fun fact: I’m a prof at WVU. In a faculty meeting last week, we were given the bad news that the university has to cut $48 million out of its budget, and how those budget cuts are going to create some serious impediments to our research and teaching. The very same day, the university announced a $50 million upgrade to

Man...I hope you never have children. They throw shit at you all the time.

“I don’t know how long he has to test clean in order to get rid of the PED accusations, but apparently 13 years isn’t long enough”

“Clutch” is a made-up term used by stupid people to describe players who are statistically not terribly outstanding.

Wait, just this one makes you feel icky? You enjoy reading about other people’s suffering and don’t always feel icky?

That’s exactly how Berkowitz got started...