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AnthonyIsMyPreferredCarter
anthonyismypreferredcarter

It’s cool that people are sharing stories about what a great guy he was, but you know what? It doesn’t matter. Even if he was a horrible person, the police don’t have the right to murder him.

“stay in your lane”

As a fellow prof at a major sports program state school, my question is why the fuck did you put in that much effort? Would you have done that for any other student? That’s an insane amount of effort to put into the students who don’t care. I’ve found it’s far more effective (and better for one’s sanity) to focus on

Except remember how months ago she opposed TPP and now she doesn’t? It’s almost as if she adopts leftist stances when useful and then discards them as soon as she can...

But remember how only weeks ago all you Hilary supporters were explaining how free college was just a hippie pipe dream? Question: does it hurt your neck to whiplash so quickly between positions like that?

“Fuck you and your fucking purity. We don’t need you. We don’t care if you vote”

Hiring completely incompetent people doesn’t make her look any better, you know.

Counterpoint: that argument is fucking stupid. Here’s a quick quiz: do you think Bird and Magic are overrated? Look at all the stars on their teams! Why couldn’t they do it themselves? That’s why they’re remembered as frauds who just couldn’t compete at the highest level, right?

Yeah, but the difference between you and KD is that he actually had those options, while you’re choosing between working the register at Wal Mart and working the register at Kwik Stop (also: correct answer in Kwik Stop. There you’re a leader instead of just a cog).

Your last sentence is the most frustrating part. The same mouth breathers who call someone a fruad for not having a ring are the first to be baffled as to why someone would “chase a ring.” I don’t even understand that phrase — isn’t the whole fucking point of playing in the NBA trying to get a ring? Isn’t every single

“You cannot compare my bullshit desk job to playing the in the NBA”

“Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them?”

Or, perhaps they’re like me, and have friends in Iraq and Iran, and don’t want to vote for the person who repeatedly tries to murder their friends. But nah, that’s probably sexist of me to not want my friends murdered.

This is the hill you choose to die on? Defending a grown man throwing a hissy fit because a basketball player is going to play for a different team? It’s the 4th of July, man. Just have a beer and calm down.

Is this just fantasy?

This is a bad opinion for so many reasons, but here’s one obvious one: have you ever left one job for another job that appeared to be better? Because that is what Kevin Durant has done, and what most everyone in the world does when they have the opportunity to do so. Maybe, just maybe, he doesn’t give a shit about

Whoah, calm down. It’s a fucking baseball game. There are literally thousands of them per year, so it’s not a big deal that dude took one ticket. Sure, he’s a complete fucking douchebag, but this isn’t like cutting in line to get a heart transplant.

He ruined an otherwise perfect night of military-humping propaganda and that apparently upsets people.

Yeah, how dare he ruin what was otherwise such a perfectly good moment of military propaganda!

That’s because there’s no civil conversation to be had. One side wants to prevent the rampant murder of innocent people, and the other side wants the right to own as many shiny penis stand-ins as they can. There is not much civility in arguing with people who place their right to own shiny pew-pews above the right of