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So...very little other than a few symbolic measures?

A person on the internet claiming to make seven figures?!? Well, that’s certainly something no one could lie about. Please continue educating us now that you’ve effectively established your qualifications.

Translation: I live a very comfortable life! No matter who is elected, my life will still be fine! Why do people care so much about stuff that effects them but doesn’t effect me?!? When will the world finally realize that all people at all times should only discuss what I want to discuss?!?

“months to see a specialist for a surgery/procedure”

That’s those left-wing, commie, trans-hugging college kids fer ya!

You claim to have no interest in arguing this, and yet here we are. Kind of like how South Park claims to have no political ideology, and yet...

South Park Fan Can’t Understand Obvious Jokes, Words Too Big For Them

Not really — assholes hate each other all the time. Doesn’t make either one less of an asshole.

South Park has never espoused a political ideology? So what do you call the two-minute libertarian soliloqy that ends every episode? You know, the one they always have where one of the characters directly addresses the camera and explains the ham-fisted point of the episode in case you missed it?

...because I’m getting hungry and the dumpster fire has just hit the perfect temperature.

Yeah, which was better for POC — welfare “reform” or her constant talk of “superpredators?”

What world are you living in?!? People say that fucking constantly.

Linder told the local paper she was leaving because it had become a “world of entitlement.”

“MLB player Delmon Young, who last played for the Orioles in 2015, allegedly”

This is excellent Kinja

You can just say you hate Black people, you know. It takes way less time to type and makes more sense than your increasingly-convoluted argument.

He’s missing no personality trait, that’s the point. Think of the worst moment in your life — how stoked would you have been to have a bunch of strangers asking you inane questions immediately afterward?

So...what was he supposed to do? Just sit there and listen to a dude talking shit about him? I think the “if you don’t enjoy it, stop me” thing refers to the game itself. It’s not like all season long Cam’s been going into the other team’s locker room and making fun of them after they lose, so it’s not really a fair…

If a white QB did it, it would be evidence of how much of a leader they are, and how much they care, dammit!