I wish I had a book that also worked as a response to questions. (Great book too!)

For once I hope your investigation comes up dry, not because I don’t want harassment to be exposed but because I hope there isn’t any there to be exposed (but there definitely is and it makes me really sad just thinking about it).

Uncles second cousin moved to PPC in late ‘80s. His first letter was an ode to the regime in handwriting suspiciously unlike his and then total silence.

The last game already introduced the tech to hook a brain up to a mech, but this installation opens up the possibility of hooking up a head to a super soldier body.

The establishment of this head-in-jar technology and the introduction to “you know who” can only point to a single conclusion about the third game’s final boss and I can’t wait.

Boy do I have a game for you! It’s called Team Fortress 2 and for years has featured gaming’s premier hat-based economy.

Wyatt’s problems are much more...psychedelic in nature.

I mean, it’s not exactly popular, post WWII, right? One guy doomed an entire mustache style.

Whoever does the voice for BJ deserves an award. His little internal monologues are chilling, especially the opening hours of the game.

Wyatt’s story was by turns tragic, hysterical, concerning, heartbreaking, and beautiful. His monologue during the end credits was something truly special. I’m looking forward to making my second run with Fergus, though; I missed the Laserkraftwerk.

Can we talk about the ABOVE EXCELLENT VOICE ACTING IN THIS GAME PLS?

Right? I rolled my squeeky assed chair up behind 3 different guys and meleed them all... “Don’t turn around, normal noise back here!”

As someone in a wheelchair, I was pleasantly surprised to see BJ start off the game in one. My joy was a little blunted by the mechanics of the chair itself, which were (let’s just say) less than realistic. If I could find a magic chair that handles obstacles like his does, I’d be a very happy man.

It’s so crazy how political Wolfenstein 2 is despite not really trying too hard. Like, a lot of the subtext and straight up allegory would work divorced from the context of the real world. The fact that they’re dealing with Nazis being in control makes it totally logical for a lot of these beats to play out. Like how…

“-a pro nazi newspaper ranting about the lying, very dishonest media.”

And the entire series has always been about killing Nazis. And it’s been going since 1981.

This game is somehow able to combine Verhoeven style ultraviolence with farce and emotional depth.

You don’t think the Nazis winning WWII would have been horrible?

So many of the collectibles have been hilariously retitled since the Trump Presidency. Just walking through the Roswell section it’s just articles about crowd sizes and popularity polls of the new Regime. Of course in the New Orleans section there’s one regarding the last day of the Free Press too.

Nazi’s still existing to modern times is pretty horrific.