YOU! ARE! A! TOY! You are NOT the real Kid Ultra! You’re a... you’re an ACTION FIGURE! You are a CHILD’S PLAY THING!

I recommended it, Jason recommended it. There was a big lovefest.

Hopefully this brings some people back to the game.

I hope this game hangs on for a while. I mean, yeah, I don’t own it and I’ve got Zenyatta strategies open in the tab next to this one, but Overwatch’s hold on me is gonna have to give eventually, and then I’ll be more than ready to try this sucker out. By all accounts it sounds like a great game - I just don’t got time…

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Let’s all share our “crazy religious person hands out a Jack Chick tract” story!

Replace big scary by useless and annoying.

Not really relevant but Keegan-Michael Key was just in Boston where my friend is a union organizer, leading a picket of a hotel workers at a Boston hotel. Key not only stopped by to tell the workers he supports their cause, he posed for a photo holding a picket sign. It’s always nice to hear that a celebrity who you…

As a fan of marzipan, I approve of your dad’s recipe. My only addition would be a dollop of chocolate ganash on top of that almond treat.

A John Oliver is the smart and nerd chic British older brother we all wish we had.

Almond? Never heard of an almond macaroon, only ever have coconut. Tasty, tasty coconut.

There was a coffeehouse I used to frequent that sold softball sized macaroons. That’s the way to indulge yourself. The all at once overindulgence (instead of nibbling at a bunch of small ones that in fact make you pace yourself and then you eat even more) will set your craving free for the next 12-14 months. You can’t…

Dear American People,

Take some solace in the fact that no, the United States of America isn’t descending into madness or going to hell, because this isn’t a phenomenon exclusive to you. I mean, the hate, the divisionism, the “us vs. them, and they should die in fire”. It’s happening everywhere around the World, right…

Says you! *grabs erector set out of the closet *

LOL JK THEY’LL NEVER STOP BECAUSE HUMANS ARE TERRIBLE.

Wow. I’m sorry, but you missed the entire point of this article- you literally left out what the problem is. The state police SEIZED the tens of thousands (estimated 45,000) of voter registration forms that were filled in by voters, but need to be turned in. All of those people who registered to vote will be…

This just nudged you ahead of Michelle Obama for my “Hero of the day”.

Right on. More stuff to play with the gf.

Whole reason I bought BB was for the couch co-op. Feel like they should have marketed that a bunch. Or at all. I only found out it had couch co-op months after release when looking up a generic list of couch co-op games.

And yet Battleborn as received three new heroes and three new maps not including all of today’s updates compared to Overwatch’s 1 map and 1 hero. It has taken Overwatch this long for 2 heroes...? See I could do that too. People complain about updates while certain games which have even less content get a free pass…

HILLARY WILL NOT NUKE PEOPLE. For the love of God. Do not sit anything out. I don’t care if you don’t like her, Trump will get this country fucked.