The only suitable analogy to be made between the anti-vaxxers and cars is to equate them to the people who used to refuse to wear seatbelts because they were certain - despite all evidence against it, including films such as Red Asphalt and Signal 30 - that it is safer to be thrown from a wreck than to be contained…

Whoopie cushions were always the best investment.

doo doo-doo-doo dooh, inspector gadget!

If you’re going to injure your hand playing a Freemium game, at least injure it playing something decent like Jetpack Joyride or My Singing Monsters. I deleted Candy Crush about 20-ish levels into the game because I got bored with it.

Just because some saucy tart hurls a fork at you doesn't make you a king. It's not like some bint can come up out of a pool of duck sauce, fling chop sticks at you and make you emperor of PF Changs.

I know I probably won't get out o the grey, but this is one article where I have plenty of stories to tell.

I worked in a Walmart Tire and Lube Express for 2 1/2 months one summer.

Dear Princeton Mom,

As do the Boilermakers

Basically me when my brother goes out of town. "RIP favorite brother, you shall be missed. HOLY SHIT [game of the moment] LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOUR COMPUTER HOOOLY SHIIIIT"

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Build a better mousetrap and someone builds a better mouse.

Probably raise Vanessa from the dead so that she could join the chorus of protesters.

"Anotha yeer, anotha load a trinkets f'r oll th' good lit'l bogans. An' I still ain't found 'at dingo what took me leg back inna Great Crizzmuss War of 2054."

Considering the ruble is now slightly worth more than the paper it is printed on, it was bound to happen.

Relax. There's WAY WORSE stuff in there then ebola. Ebola is only a level 3 disease (non airborn infections deadly but treatable) level 5 is the REALLY scary stuff airborne deadly no cure the whole lab is a vacuum they wear full on space suits down there

I fail to see how anyone would have thought this would be a flop when the plot and humor in Borderlands is PERFECT for a graphic adventure. Many of the fetch quests and dialogue already have a graphic adventure feel to them, and most NPCs in Borderlands are NOT Vault Hunters shooting everything in sight. Might as well…

I had gotten out of the military and was bartender at a bar/restaurant place. The owner was an alright guy. His nephew though...a completely piece of shit. He was harassing...I mean really harassing the shit out of this young girl that worked there.

I am so glad someone else notices this too...I raise this mug of coffee in your honor sir.

Most, if not all, of their guns are rendered in a mirrored image. Either the devs goofed or thought it was cooler having the shell eject on the wrong side in clear view of the player.