Rutgers’ coach picks Florida-Georgia Line.

Ugh. So Messi.

Reporter: Would you say you and your babies have a love-eight relationship?

Reporter: “Would you say you’re on cloud nine?”
Husband/Wife: “We’re on cloud nine!”

Make America 8-8 again

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Update (6:25 p.m.): After three hours—the same length as Colin Cowherd’s TV program—this post (and its photo of John Wall) has 58,800 views. Cowherd’s program averaged 56,778 viewers over our sample period.