This article is me, and it makes me sad.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

People like you are the problem.

Jesus Christ, just outlaw baseball already.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Fuck, not usually one to get sentimental over people I don’t know personally but that legitimately stings. Sheever has been a pillar of the community since the beginning, always a joy to see her pop up at tournaments.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

As a Michigander, that judge can, kindly, go take a hike.