Jezza is grating and obnoxious in a funny, articulate uber-mensch kind of way.

yea i never have even heard of Chris evans before the new TG

I also have an opinion.

LeBlanc may be a has-been (I’d argue otherwise), but Evans is a never-was.

Sorry, I got distracted at "Sabine" and "lap." What were you saying again?

Isn't Evans the one who threw up during a lap of the Top Gear track, supposedly with Sabine at the wheel? I'm guessing Matt didn't

Since its British Top Gear, I think a more British comparison is what we need.

No way. The Titanic actually floated for a little bit before it sank.

The least interesting top gear presenter who has nothing to offer aside from wealth and a Ferrari collection was opposed to the addition of the most entertaining presenter who is actually good at driving and is much more famous? No way.

Nah, this is more like the Titanic sinking at the dock with no one onboard.

So this is going to sink faster than the Titanic, right?