Is it the vagina?

I guess if you are not on the Internet at all you are not American!?>!?

Color me cynical, but I'm pretty sure "learning" isn't exactly these folks' strongest suit.

This is great news for the fellas. You'll never, ever, ever have an excuse for not knowing what to get your SO for her birthday ever again! You can look at her account for ideas for decorating the house! You can find the appropriately aged and weathered tchotchkes to decorate your wedding reception hall! And you'll…

I feel like, for this particular piece, it could be renamed the "Men Who Aren't Actively Going Through Breakups Project."

Your instincts are right. I used the same avatar so I couldn't be accused of trying to hide who I was. :)

Fuck all the haters. Each one of those sweaters is a gem.

I've had such a busy week, at work and outside of work, that I am blowing off all social engagements and staying in to watch the UFC fight with a bottle of whiskey.

Okay, here's the BEST part from the article:

Don't these people have jobs?

I'm still cackling over the whole "Jesus is white" part of this whole debacle. You'd think ~*^~**~*~Megyn~*~**~^*~ would at least know what people from that part of the world look like since she's part of a team that becomes sexually aroused whenever we threaten to go over there and bomb shit again.

Well, thank god Winston got off. He might end up playing for a team I like and make a shitload of money. That's much more important than him knocking some drunk girl over the head and fucking her against her consent.

Right. And I have no problem with it either. But everyone wanted to circle the wagons and contribute to drama. In any case, I was right about what would happen, despite the wailing, gnashing of teeth, and pitchforks and torches - she's posting about hooking up with random guys like she used to, before we were together…

Something something MEN HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR DICKS. Too funny.

"Good Men Project. Not sure if that counts."

"As far as winning a popularity contest or any of the other sh*t, or being a radio darling and all that, probably not."

"I'm judging you even though I know nothing, just like the hosts of these talk shows. Only I'm a yak, so I have an excuse. And I'm still smarter than Elizabeth Hasselbeck."

Cue "deep cover" jokes.

Wait, I'm confused. The link says he has claimed to "work with" the Russian consulate, ostensibly as self aggrandizement - there's nothing there that suggests he's a Commie spy, just that he may be embellishing his resume to sound more important, since he's been hired to cover the Olympics.

I wish they'd taken their cue from The Simpsons and just called it "Afternoon Yak."