When I read that story about rollerskating I almost died laughing. Prince is such a fucking badass, in every regard.

That was really well done, though...perhaps a little trigger-y for some of your readers.

You very quickly turned a typical battle of wits and gifs on the mainpage into sexual comments directed toward me for the sole purpose of making me uncomfortable.

I wonder if they can get him to play True American. Does he drink as well as he balls and rollerskates?

Better get the ladies some towels for their seats!

No, I've just noticed the correlation between you complaining on GT about not getting laid, your general crabbiness, and your newfound love affair with yours truly. I mean, it's cool, I'm flattered, I know male feminists are hot, but it would never work out between us. I do love seeing you constantly popping up in my…

Are you going to follow me around Jezebel all day like Garrett used to? Are you my new nemesis? Or are we going to fuck to relieve the tension, even though we don't like each other? IS IT WARM IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME.

I bet you're so much more pleasant when you actually have a boyfriend. We'd probably be best friends.

It's disrespectful to the gent to be put down by a woman who think's his opinion is stupid just because he has a penis.

Yeah, but polar bears are WHITE. Therefore, polar bear privilege.

Britney is STILL having a ton of mental issues, which is incredibly tragic. I can't believe they're letting her do these things unsupervised. They used "approved" questions on GMA (which they apparently deviated from), so why they aren't doing the same for all her other media obligations is beyond me. At this point,…

I think mansplaining, like slut-shaming, ABSOLUTELY has its place. My grievance is with the armchair feminists who see something, throw out a canned response, and don't even care to elaborate.

Oh, get over yourself, I didn't come close to suggesting any of that. But you're a great example of rolling out a lazy trope to counter something I didn't even say. Yawwwwwwwn.

Motion denied. See yourself out.

Hahahahaha. Perfectly timed!

I just realized the other day that he's Saul Berenson on Homeland. Mind blown.

Especially in internet culture, you can not even make a statement without someone reading a value judgement in it.

Stop MRA-shaming me! But seriously, it's incredibly tiresome to see "slut-shaming!!!!" rolled out, regular as clockwork. I once referred to a girl as "promiscuous" - without judgement, and I saw no problem with it - and got fucking piled on for that.