Calls someone a “media hoe” right before she plugs her bullshit memoir. Sigh.

national treasure Busy Philipps

There ya go!

I understand very well what Munchausen-by-proxy is.

She campaigned for it. And I like her chances slightly better by doing so.

Only for Mykki Blanco would I feel compelled to craft two responses for this: first, a takedown of the alleged homophobic dipshit who called the cops. Second, an apology when we find out that Mykki, professional victim, is crying wolf again.

Of all the clichés of the hack celebrity profile, perhaps the most overdone is the one where the writer opens with an observation of the famous person’s eating or drinking behavior from across a table. 

You’re being more than a little dramatic. You’re speaking with someone who clearly had no intent to troll, and simply stated a grim joke that slipped through your fingers. Probably best to say “my bad” and move on, rather than to keep doubling down.

I like that Scheana remains committed to placing an “-ah” sound at the end of her “no”s, unlike most women who drop it somewhere around their 10th birthday.

Better than having Michael Jackson catch you at 5.

Whooosh.

Does your town have stoplights yet?

Nine mentions in one year isn’t all that much. Maybe it’s just that once is enough?

Doesn’t anyone on this site know how to use this word correctly?

Sitting on my couch that evening and trying to decompress from the day, my dissatisfaction nagged at me.

What a delightful confluence of hall-monitoring and concern-trolling.

a nose that looks like two hot dog halves stitched together and covered in concealer.

The mixup is inexcusable. Fences is the good one.

So Vivica is not only a Cosby apologist, but now a repeat offender in the homophobia department. Fortunately she’s a talentless dimwit, so there’s nothing to lose by ignoring her.

it’s about goddamn time.