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I can't tell if you're bring sarcastic.

Before anyone gets to compiling, what concerns are you looking for, exactly? Ones involving the ramifications of adults cheering children's disrespectful behavior and mocking of others' belief systems? Or reinforcing this behavior in teenagers who will soon decide whether they want to be asshole adults? The…

I'm more concerned with any and all adults validating this than anything else. Kids do dumb, insensitive things, and it's the job of grown-ups to say "hey that was a bad idea, here's why." This should be a quick and easy "don't be a dick, now say you're sorry" lesson, not an opportunity for people to get all YOU GO…

I'll probably get flamed for this...

Sounds good, I'm on my way.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!

"You guys know about vampires?" Diaz asked. "You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There's this idea that monsters don't have reflections in a mirror. And what I've always thought isn't that monsters don't have reflections in a mirror. It's that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny…

Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey

I know she's only a little baby; but I want to strangle ariana grande a bit.

God I feel like I'm cheating on Jamie from Outlander's butt right now

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

I have thought long and hard about this piece. The author's story is powerful. I agree fully with everything the author says about the terrible damage we do to children by enforcing the gender binary, I agree with everything they say about how the kind of conventional masculinity that our society demands of men is…

My 5 year old is obsessed with marriage. He wonders why he can't get married now. He told me that he's knows that marrying a man is fine, he needs to marry a lady because he wants to be a dad an "only Mums can born babies." He said he's decided he's going to marry Eleanor because she's very pretty. The little girl…

My friend learned about her six-year-old daughter's "boyfriend" in the following fashion:

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

I'm pretty sure this would work on me at 34. YES to cheese, sir. YES to robots.

i had almost forgotten about nickleback. and this is how you remind me.

Also because Dionne Osborne is the most wonderful woman on earth and I am a total nightmare, I made her give me a brief voice lesson: here it is if anyone wants to hear her amazing Southern accent