WE ARE A MONOLITH. WE ARE ONE.

Comments on articles like this always make me laugh/groan at all the people who think that a country the size of pattern is but a single climactic zone, yet comprehend that the US (smaller country) has many. Sigh. Haha, but sigh.

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

"Good on 2 Million Bikers for meeting bare minimum standards of human decency, I guess."

Physician, heal thyself.

Every time i get a new favourite character... EVERY DAMN TIME!

My post on his AMA on reddit. Yes I donate some chump change! But I wanted him to know...

Oh for the love... IT'S READING FUCKING RAINBOW. It's the closest thing to perfect educational TV programming that has existed, exists now, or ever will exist.

Ohh. I think sea lions may have solved the men taking up too much space on the subway problem.

When I was reading the Globe and Mail on Saturday, I actually announcing to my living room, "Fuck, I hate Margaret Wente."

From the cat's diary:

I'm going to post my favourite youtube video here because CHARTER OF RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS, BITCHES.

i hate to tell you this but them there murrican smarties are actually called rockets.

Shhh, I'm Canadian, and sneaking a bit of Victoria Day celebration onto io9. Don't tell anyone! ;)

I got a puppy.... I GOT A PUPPY! *happy dance*

r u real

Because they need to publish at least 80,000 more Solange Elevatorgate stories. Or at least until they hit the Beyking point.

Things That Burt Reynolds Would Look Cool Wearing