Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

"Good on 2 Million Bikers for meeting bare minimum standards of human decency, I guess."

Physician, heal thyself.

My post on his AMA on reddit. Yes I donate some chump change! But I wanted him to know...

Oh for the love... IT'S READING FUCKING RAINBOW. It's the closest thing to perfect educational TV programming that has existed, exists now, or ever will exist.

Ohh. I think sea lions may have solved the men taking up too much space on the subway problem.

When I was reading the Globe and Mail on Saturday, I actually announcing to my living room, "Fuck, I hate Margaret Wente."

I'm going to post my favourite youtube video here because CHARTER OF RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS, BITCHES.

i hate to tell you this but them there murrican smarties are actually called rockets.

I got a puppy.... I GOT A PUPPY! *happy dance*

r u real

Because they need to publish at least 80,000 more Solange Elevatorgate stories. Or at least until they hit the Beyking point.

Things That Burt Reynolds Would Look Cool Wearing

Kidding aside, the employee better watch his back. If I were that person, I would GTFO of NYC, pronto; would not surprise me if Jay-Z would send a couple of people to have a chat with him/her.

that is brilliant lol!

to tha bank

HE BETTER RUN.

This has been all over Afgan ladies' mags for like 12 years. Get it together Jezebel.