Kidding aside, the employee better watch his back. If I were that person, I would GTFO of NYC, pronto; would not surprise me if Jay-Z would send a couple of people to have a chat with him/her.

that is brilliant lol!

to tha bank

HE BETTER RUN.

This has been all over Afgan ladies' mags for like 12 years. Get it together Jezebel.

Ask and you shall receive.

And mine:

WE'RE NOT TAKING HIM BACK.

Of course its a judgement call. The point is that #1 exists, and that's the trope we're discussing here.

Funny, because I long ago diagnosed HIM as a colon polyp.

as a nurse I have seen strange pass through the ER and up to surgery for removal. Are you sure this was "on" and not "in"? Either way, it beats hell out of the old flashlight in the rectum stories. For the record, more men come to the ER with problems of this nature than women. Guess we women sort know what should…

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…

The actual real Dolly Parton (YES THAT DOLLY PARTON) made a quiz for Buzzfeed called "What Dolly Parton Song Are You?" I got "Jolene." All previous life's accomplishments are hereby declared null and invalid.

As a designer and marketer, these photos made my heart sing and I downloaded a bunch of them when they were first posted as free as a promotion. It is so hard to find stock images that don't look stiff and boring. These pictures look fresh and authentic.

OK, all snarking aside, I kinda love this photo collection. Its diverse, and also includes men as fathers and teachers, and girls kicking ass in the classroom, so its not just all "powerful business ladies."

No yogurt pictures, smiling over salad, or water drinking pictures?! I call bunk on this so-called lady collection!

The collection is pretty cool - check it out here:

Guuuuuyssss... She is young. We all have been young. We all didn't just come into existence with a deep understanding of feminism and what it truly means. And I know a LOT of us also did the, "I'm not a feminist, I love men!" thing at some point. Most of us had a long journey to get where we are and still have a…