They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

No one gives a shit.

I ever tell you about the time I found 20 dollars? It’s a great story.

As someone who works in parking, this is fairly simple: damage or theft not due to employees is on you. if an employee fucks your shit up, or steals, then the garage MIGHT be liable. or if a garage does not take acion after a criminal act to prevent those acts from happening again. (see: the garage in boston that was…

No one’s saying fast food workers deserve as much as trained professionals.

+1 history lesson

Miller tossed Zeus to the ground simply to avenge Cronos and the Titans being banished to Tartarus.

I think that perhaps Margery sees that the sparrow is gaining a large following with the people, a similar move she made as Queen to (little shit head) king joffrey. Maybe she feels that by continuing to side with the will of the people, she can create a revolutionary atmosphere under the guise of a political…

It’s too bad the stadium doesn’t have some way of displaying how many timeouts there are. I’m just spitballing here, but maybe a video or light display. Like something from Tron, but bigger, like the size of that circus elephant, Jumbo.

The coaches upstairs tried to advise the field, but their headsets were only picking up the Pats-Steelers broadcast.

What if you’re sitting down to a delicious Sausage Buttermilk Biscuit from the McDonalds value picks menu when the entire Iranian army parachutes in and starts killing people left right and centre while flexing. Do you want a pansy-ass .45 that reminds me of a penis, or a shoulder-mounted M230 chain gun that’s going…

“Accidental shootings are actually under 700 a year.” Said so nonchalantly. Doesn’t this still strike you as too many?

Almost none of what you said is true.

I’m sorry but are we going to completely ignore the fact that the Steelers are somehow cloning Mike Tomlin?

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Dude, as I and others have diproven with studies, they way it is being run in most places, it’s not working and wildlife perserves/parks are more effective at conservation. You can stick your fingers in your ears and repeat your talking point over and over and over, but that won’t make it true.

so you’re saying all the people going to Africa to simply look at and photograph the big 5 aren’t supporting conservation at all, but hunting them do?

Also: “Returns for local populations, even when managed by community projects (CBNRM) are insignificant, and cannot prompt them to change their behaviour regarding poaching and agricultural encroachment.”

Given the populations of Lions, Elephants, Rhino etc in free fall over most of Africa, saying that they are “playing a vital roll in conservation” just a bit of a stretch. Hell, the guardian article pointed out that even programs in South Africa that bred and raised lions to be hunted has not helped their overall…