If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

I’m surprised Browner’s comments weren’t flagged.

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

I definitely think that’s a very cynical look at it. No one’s claiming that a JRPG company calling it Mana Points instead of Magic Points is trying to needlessly push branding and marketing into their game. But, at the same time, that’s also just flavor.

Yeah, when the shoutcaster yelled “he’s performing his heroic ability” I was absolutely confused, I didn’t even know what I was watching anymore.. I had to call my friends to make sure I was still in reality... It was all so discombobulating....

First off, this is much ado about nothing. Everyone calls it a MOBA anyway, and despite them trying to reclassify their game, everyone’s going to keep calling it a MOBA.

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

It probably says something untoward about my sense of humor, but I got a kick out of Watt’s comment. It was good, clean fun.

Well if Bethesda made it, it would be filled with invisible walls.

That’s up to the politicians. And you’re probably right, we can always count on our leaders to do the wrong thing. But those kids right there are soldiers, or about to be. Their part is courage, not policy. There’s nothing insincere or misplaced about this gesture. Every one of them will gladly take up arms and put…

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Well.... I mean..... The kid shouldn’t have been there....

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

improved ventilation. nice dog.

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

No one gives a shit.

I ever tell you about the time I found 20 dollars? It’s a great story.

As someone who works in parking, this is fairly simple: damage or theft not due to employees is on you. if an employee fucks your shit up, or steals, then the garage MIGHT be liable. or if a garage does not take acion after a criminal act to prevent those acts from happening again. (see: the garage in boston that was…

No one’s saying fast food workers deserve as much as trained professionals.